yesterday the grandmother of a world famous rapper came in to my work (i work for in undisclosed cell phone company). says that the day before she bought a cell phone from us and walked outside to make a phone call. while doing so she claims this phone exploded in her hand. she had to go to the hospital to get her hearing checked because she was sure she lost her hearing. this explosion also busted some blood vessels in her eye.

everyone be on the lookout for kamakazi cell phones!!!!