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Husband takes his

wife to play her first game of golf..... Unfortunately, the wife promptly

whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house

adjacent to the course.

The

husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up

there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is

going to cost us.'

So the

couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said,

'Come on in.'

When they

opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the

place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken

window.

A man

reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'



'Uh...yeah, sir. We're really sorry about that,'

the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to

thank you... You see e, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle

for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant

three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll

keep the last one for myself.'



'Wow, that's great!'

the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a

million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'



'No

problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll

guarantee you a long, healthy life!' 'And now you, young lady, what do you

want?' the genie asked.



'I'd like

to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the

world,' she said.

'Consider

it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire,

burglary and natural disasters!'



'And now,'

the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?'



'Well,

since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in

more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'



The

husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now

have a fortune, and all those houses What do you think?'



She mulled

it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering

our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'



'You know

I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!' So the

genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the

afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about three hours of

non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and

asked, 'How old are you and your husband?'



'Why,

we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.



' NO Shit .' He said,

'Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?'

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