Last Online: Jul 10, 2008
Date Joined: Mar 28, 2005

Real name: -Jay-

Country:
- United States
State/Province: . ~ .

Status: Undecided
Sex: Male
Age: 28
Sexuality: Straight

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About me:
I am the epitomal mixture of all things cute and fuzzy with all things rancid and evil. I love dark humor and dark rum. I'm not blatant, but passive...not aggressive but divertedly offensive. I stick up for the under dog and pummel the unqualified righteous. I'm a massochistic weenie. I kick existentialism in the face, and kiss my friends on the cheek. I hate false personas and love the Darwin awards. I'm a best friend to a select few, a friendly acquaintance to some, an enemy to none, and a total ass to many. I'm kind, but not indulgent. I'm generous but not careless. I cover my bases, I tie up my loose ends. I dislike competitive sports, but i'll be pissed if you beat me at poker. My face is constantly molded by the individual people I spend time with. I'm not the same to everyone, and neither are you. I think coolers and flavored liquors are for sissies and if you say you like "merlot" you don't know piss from vinegar about wine. I like strong friends and strong women. There is an 'I' in my team which stands for independece, individuality and integrity. Fart jokes always make me laugh, and Lion King always makes me cry. I revert to child hood around cute dogs and become 10 times stronger when threatened. I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty, but my living environment is tediously maintained. I'm not gay, I'm not bi. I like women with their own lives and dreams, their own vices and strengths, and their own likes and dislikes. I believe in survival of the fittest, and I believe I have I a chip on my shoulder. I will not be a bum, because I can't be. Things tend to work out my way, because I stack the cards in my favor. I can speak to anyone about anything and beat them down at their own game. I fuck up a lot, and say stupid shit...I bring to much or not enough. I'm human, I know it, and I don't want to cover it up...so fuck you and your categories! I like me...now i'm gonna have a soda.

Turn ons:
Women

Turn offs:
Nasty smells. People that smack thier gum, food, anything.

Hobbies:
Makeup Artist

I admire:
My Mother

Piercings?:
Tongue

Tatoos?:
Yes